{"product_id":"funny-sarcastic-retro-kitchen-towels","title":"Funny Kitchen Towels – Sarcastic Retro Housewife Decorative Dish Towels","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBring laughter and a little attitude into the kitchen with these \u003cstrong\u003efunny retro-inspired kitchen towels\u003c\/strong\u003e! Featuring vintage-style housewife artwork paired with sarcastic sayings, these decorative towels are perfect for anyone whose sense of humor is as bold as their kitchen décor. 😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose your favorite design or grab multiple styles to create a fun coordinating collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Retro decor lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays \u0026amp; holidays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003eThis design is intended for humor and novelty. Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003eDue to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Excuse The Mess","offer_id":49293801062708,"sku":"1153","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Me Or The House","offer_id":49293801095476,"sku":"1154","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Smell Like Chloroform","offer_id":49293801128244,"sku":"1155","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All Three Towels","offer_id":49293801161012,"sku":"1156","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/4_f887378d-6dff-43c2-ab6b-8e94f2df3009.png?v=1789786126","url":"https:\/\/mollie-n-me-2765.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-sarcastic-retro-kitchen-towels","provider":"Mollie N Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}