{"product_id":"funny-santa-you-aint-getting-shit-christmas-ornament","title":"You Ain't Getting Sh*t Santa Ornament","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas ornament that's guaranteed to get laughs? This \"You Ain't Getting Sh*t\" Funny Santa Ornament is the perfect mix of festive charm and sarcastic humor. Featuring a cheerful Santa raising a glass of wine with a hilarious saying, this ornament is sure to become a favorite holiday decoration year after year.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're decorating your own tree or shopping for a White Elephant gift, Secret Santa exchange, or stocking stuffer, this ornament is made for anyone who enjoys a little adult humor during the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-ab964207-7fff-b2c7-106b-67996de39743\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e Ornament Details:\u003cbr\u003e•  The Ornament is 3\" in diameter\u003cbr\u003e•  Image printed on the front only\u003cbr\u003e•  The ornament has a flat back; this writable surface is best for an ultra-fine-point Sharpie. \u003cbr\u003e•  The Ornament arrives ready to hang.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-0d93eb20-7fff-d1bb-edac-6fdc6823e8b5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e How To Purchase\u003cbr\u003e•  Choose your ornament\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eIf applicable, provide personalization at checkout\u003cbr\u003e•  Add the item to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e•  Proceed to checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? 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