{"product_id":"funny-retro-sarcastic-kitchen-towels","title":"Funny Kitchen Towels | Retro Sarcastic Dish Towels | Humorous Kitchen Decor \u0026 Gifts","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBring personality to your kitchen with this hilarious, retro-inspired waffle-weave kitchen towel! Featuring vintage pin-up-style artwork and witty sayings, these decorative towels blend humor with farmhouse charm. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for a unique gift, these towels are sure to get laughs every time they’re displayed.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach towel is sold individually, allowing you to choose your favorite funny design or collect all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•  Add a towel to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•  If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Care Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  It is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Your order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e SHIPPING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e SUPPORT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Have a question? 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