{"product_id":"funny-retro-kitchen-waffle-towel-chloroform","title":"Funny Kitchen Waffle Towel – Does This Smell Like Chloroform? Retro Humor Dish Towel","description":"\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eA Little Sass for Your Kitchen!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eAdd a touch of vintage charm and unexpected humor to your kitchen with our “Does This Smell Like Chloroform?” Funny Kitchen Towel!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a glamorous retro-inspired woman holding a red rose alongside a hilariously sarcastic saying, this decorative waffle towel is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, quirky kitchen accessories, and a little attitude in their home decor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're decorating your kitchen, shopping for a funny housewarming gift, or surprising a friend who appreciates sarcastic humor, this towel is sure to get a few laughs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the Towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49321982722356,"sku":"WT-5428","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/1_69a6a9fd-c47f-413f-b685-90ce4967b21f.png?v=1791430972","url":"https:\/\/mollie-n-me-2765.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-retro-kitchen-waffle-towel-chloroform","provider":"Mollie N Me Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}