{"product_id":"funny-retirement-wine-glass-officially-retired","title":"Funny Retirement Wine Glass – “Officially Retired, Not My Problem Anymore” Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate retirement with this fun and stylish “Officially Retired Not My Problem Anymore” stemless wine glass — the perfect gift for someone ready to relax and enjoy their next chapter!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❤️ This funny retirement glass makes a thoughtful gift for:\u003cbr\u003e• Retirement parties\u003cbr\u003e• Coworker retirement gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Boss retirement gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Mom or Dad retirement presents\u003cbr\u003e• Friend retirement celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• Teacher or nurse retirement gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e• Add the Wine Glass to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Wine Glass Features\u003cbr\u003e• Material: Glass\u003cbr\u003e• Stemless\u003cbr\u003e• Volume: 20 oz.\u003cbr\u003e• Height: 4.8 in\u003cbr\u003e• Width: 3.8 in\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are made with high-quality outdoor vinyl.\u003cbr\u003e• Orders are handmade to order\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may differ slightly due to computer monitor settings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Hand Wash Only.\u003cbr\u003e• Pat Dry\u003cbr\u003e• No dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e• No scrubbing or abrasive materials.\u003cbr\u003e• Do not soak in hot water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213245718836,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8324621141_r1vd.jpg?v=1785006813","url":"https:\/\/mollie-n-me-2765.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-retirement-wine-glass-officially-retired","provider":"Mollie N Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}