{"product_id":"funny-kitchen-towel-no-bitchin-in-my-kitchen-waffle-weave-dish-towel","title":"Funny Kitchen Towel: No Bitchin' In My Kitchen Waffle Weave Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e😂 Bring laughs to the heart of your home!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake a bold statement in your kitchen with this hilarious \"No Bitchin' in My Kitchen\" waffle weave kitchen towel. Whether you're decorating your own kitchen or searching for the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor, this towel is sure to become a favorite conversation piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is both decorative and functional—perfect for drying hands, displaying on your oven handle, or adding personality to your coffee bar or kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the Towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49212978889012,"sku":"WT-5428","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8341661275_7sd8.jpg?v=1785006470","url":"https:\/\/mollie-n-me-2765.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-kitchen-towel-no-bitchin-in-my-kitchen-waffle-weave-dish-towel","provider":"Mollie N Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}