{"product_id":"funny-flamingo-kitchen-towel-anxiety-humor","title":"Funny Flamingo Kitchen Towel – I Don't Struggle With Anxiety Waffle Dish Towel, Sarcastic Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e“I Don’t Struggle With Anxiety, I’m Actually Pretty Good at It!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring a splash of color, humor, and personality to your kitchen with our Funny Flamingo Decorative Waffle Kitchen Towel!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a hilarious, wide-eyed pink flamingo splashing through water alongside a witty, sarcastic saying, this towel is perfect for anyone who appreciates relatable humor and quirky home decor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re decorating your kitchen, shopping for a funny gift for your best friend, or simply looking for something that makes you smile, this playful flamingo towel adds a fun touch to any space!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAdd towel to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eIf applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCheck out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? 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