{"product_id":"funny-bulldog-sarcastic-kitchen-towel","title":"Funny Bulldog Waffle Towel – Sarcastic Dog Kitchen Towel, Pet Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAdd some attitude and humor to your kitchen with this funny bulldog waffle towel! Featuring a grumpy bulldog, coffee mug, and the hilarious saying “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On,” this towel is perfect for anyone who loves dogs, coffee, sarcasm, and a good laugh.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA fun addition to your kitchen, coffee bar, or home décor—and an unforgettable gift for the dog lover who has a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAdd towel to your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eIf applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCheck out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49294920974644,"sku":"WT-4998","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/1_2.png?v=1789935686","url":"https:\/\/mollie-n-me-2765.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-bulldog-sarcastic-kitchen-towel","provider":"Mollie N Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}