{"title":"Decorative Towels","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDecorative Waffle Towels.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every towel is handmade to order. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe current process time is three business days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-pig-butts-kitchen-towel","title":"I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie Decorative Waffle Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBring a little farmhouse humor into your kitchen with this adorable pig-themed waffle towel! Featuring two cute pigs and the playful saying “I Like Pig Butts, and I Cannot Lie,” this decorative towel is sure to get a laugh.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect for pig lovers, farmhouse kitchens, country décor, BBQ lovers, and anyone who appreciates a funny kitchen accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv color=\"rgb(31, 33, 36)\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAdd towel to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eIf applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCheck out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45605371412788,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/1_5de943c4-c6c1-4fa9-8ad8-ae54921f9a5d.png?v=1789936057"},{"product_id":"i-need-more-chickens-waffle-towel-chicken-lover-kitchen-decor","title":"I Need More Chickens Waffle Towel: Chicken Lover Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a little farmhouse humor to your kitchen with this funny chicken kitchen towel! Featuring the phrase “I Googled My Symptoms… Turns Out I Need More Chickens” with a colorful rooster, hen, and adorable chicks, this towel is perfect for anyone who loves chickens, farm life, and a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis charming towel makes a great gift for chicken lovers, backyard farmers, homesteaders, and country kitchen decor fans. Whether displayed in your kitchen, used daily, or gifted for birthdays, housewarmings, or holidays, it adds a warm farmhouse touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the Towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49212897657140,"sku":"WT-1161","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8339103743_krg9.jpg?v=1785006415"},{"product_id":"funny-pig-waffle-towel-farmhouse-kitchen-decor","title":"Funny Pig Waffle Towel: Farmhouse Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003eDecorative Waffle Towels make an excellent gift for almost any occasion. Custom towels always stay in style and add a touch of humor to any room. Perfect for housewarming gifts, weddings, birthdays, and so much more. Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink. The ink will not crack or peel. This is not an iron-on transfer.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e\n•  Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e\n•  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e\n• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Gettin Piggy With It","offer_id":49212897788212,"sku":"1164,1165,1159","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"My Butt Rubbed","offer_id":49212897820980,"sku":"1164,1165,1159","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I like Pig Butts","offer_id":49212897853748,"sku":"1164,1165,1159","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All Three Towels","offer_id":49212897886516,"sku":"1164,1165,1159","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.6276708535_ja3r.jpg?v=1785006419"},{"product_id":"kitchens-closed-heifer-waffle-towel-funny-cow-decor","title":"Kitchen's Closed Heifer Waffle Towel - Funny Cow Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003e🐄 Kitchen's Closed, This Heifer's Had It! Waffle Kitchen Towel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a little country humor to your kitchen with this adorable \"Kitchen's Closed, This Heifer's Had It!\" waffle weave kitchen towel! Featuring a charming cow wearing a classic buffalo plaid bow, this decorative towel is perfect for farmhouse kitchens, country homes, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh after a long day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from soft, absorbent waffle-weave fabric, this towel is both decorative and functional- perfect for drying hands, wiping dishes, or simply adding personality to your kitchen décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the Towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49212978495796,"sku":"1170","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8291212520_653r.jpg?v=1785006464"},{"product_id":"funny-kitchen-towel-no-bitchin-in-my-kitchen-waffle-weave-dish-towel","title":"Funny Kitchen Towel: No Bitchin' In My Kitchen Waffle Weave Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e😂 Bring laughs to the heart of your home!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake a bold statement in your kitchen with this hilarious \"No Bitchin' in My Kitchen\" waffle weave kitchen towel. Whether you're decorating your own kitchen or searching for the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor, this towel is sure to become a favorite conversation piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from premium waffle weave microfiber, this towel is both decorative and functional—perfect for drying hands, displaying on your oven handle, or adding personality to your coffee bar or kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the Towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49212978889012,"sku":"WT-5428","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8341661275_7sd8.jpg?v=1785006470"},{"product_id":"funny-get-naked-waffle-weave-hand-towel-half-bath-decor","title":"Funny 'Get Naked' Waffle Weave Hand Towel: Half Bath Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Get Naked Half Bath Decorative Waffle Towel makes an excellent gift idea. Custom towels always stay in style and bring a touch to any room. Perfect for housewarmings, weddings, birthdays, and more. Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink. The ink will not crack or peel. This is not an iron-on transfer.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e\n•  Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e\n•  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e\n• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49212979380532,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8294371644_sk0d.jpg?v=1785006478"},{"product_id":"funny-camping-waffle-kitchen-towel-camper-gift","title":"Camp Quitcherbitchin Waffle Weave Towel: Funny RV Camper Decor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"630\"\u003eBring a little humor to your campsite, RV, or home kitchen with this \u003cstrong data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"369\"\u003efunny \"Welcome to Camp Quitcherbitchin\" waffle weave kitchen towel\u003c\/strong\u003e! Featuring a colorful camping scene with a teepee and the playful saying, \u003cem data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"490\"\u003e\"If you're not a happy camper, take a hike,\"\u003c\/em\u003e this decorative towel is the perfect gift for campers, RV lovers, glampers, and anyone who enjoys outdoor adventures with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eMade from a premium waffle weave fabric, this towel combines style with everyday functionality. It looks great hanging in your camper, cabin, lake house, or kitchen, and it's soft, absorbent, and quick-drying for daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49212993274164,"sku":"WT-4998","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8342037085_5cpc.jpg?v=1785006490"},{"product_id":"plantaholic-waffle-weave-towel-funny-plant-lover-gift","title":"Plantaholic Waffle Weave Towel: Funny Plant Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 For those who can never have too many plants!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShow off your love for greenery with this adorable \"I'm a Plantaholic... On the Road to Recovery... Just Kidding, I'm on My Way to Get More Plants!\" waffle weave kitchen towel. It's the perfect blend of humor and farmhouse charm for plant lovers, gardeners, and proud plant parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether displayed in your kitchen, coffee bar, potting shed, or gifted to your favorite plant enthusiast, this towel is sure to bring smiles while adding a fresh botanical touch to any space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e\n• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e\n•  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e\n• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213121102132,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8342217375_1ndj.jpg?v=1785006639"},{"product_id":"duck-chick-floral-waffle-kitchen-towel","title":"Cute Duck \u0026 Chick Waffle Kitchen Towel – Floral Farmhouse Microfiber Hand Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAdd a sweet touch of cottage charm to your kitchen with this adorable duck and chick waffle towel. Featuring a whimsical baby duck and chick surrounded by delicate florals and butterflies, this decorative towel brings a cheerful farmhouse feel to your everyday kitchen décor.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe soft waffle texture and charming artwork make it just as pretty displayed on an oven handle as it is useful around the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdorable duck and chick floral design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft microfiber blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTextured waffle-style fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbsorbent and practical for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable for easy care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeautifully printed decorative design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for kitchens, coffee bars, or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds farmhouse, cottagecore, and spring-inspired charm to your home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e HOW TO PURCHASE\u003cbr\u003e•  Choose your towel\u003cbr\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eIf applicable, provide personalization at checkout\u003cbr\u003e•  Add the item to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e•  Proceed to checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213137486132,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8293539566_26nc.jpg?v=1785006665"},{"product_id":"funny-sarcastic-retro-kitchen-towels","title":"Funny Kitchen Towels – Sarcastic Retro Housewife Decorative Dish Towels","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBring laughter and a little attitude into the kitchen with these \u003cstrong\u003efunny retro-inspired kitchen towels\u003c\/strong\u003e! Featuring vintage-style housewife artwork paired with sarcastic sayings, these decorative towels are perfect for anyone whose sense of humor is as bold as their kitchen décor. 😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose your favorite design or grab multiple styles to create a fun coordinating collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Retro decor lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Gag gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays \u0026amp; holidays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003cbr\u003eThis design is intended for humor and novelty. Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003eDue to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Excuse The Mess","offer_id":49293801062708,"sku":"1153","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Me Or The House","offer_id":49293801095476,"sku":"1154","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Smell Like Chloroform","offer_id":49293801128244,"sku":"1155","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All Three Towels","offer_id":49293801161012,"sku":"1156","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/4_f887378d-6dff-43c2-ab6b-8e94f2df3009.png?v=1789786126"},{"product_id":"funny-chicken-kitchen-towel-fluent-in-fowl-language","title":"Funny Chicken Kitchen Towel – “Fluent in Fowl Language” Farmhouse Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf your love language is sarcasm and chickens, this \"Fluent in Fowl Language\" waffle weave kitchen towel is made just for you! Featuring a quirky chicken wearing oversized glasses, this humorous towel is the perfect addition to any farmhouse, country, or rustic kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're decorating your own home or searching for a unique gift, this decorative towel is guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter. It makes an excellent gift for chicken lovers, backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, friends, family, and anyone who appreciates funny farmhouse décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e\n•  Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e\n•  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e\n• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e\nDue to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213244309812,"sku":"WT-9047","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8276835065_6e3j.jpg?v=1785006807"},{"product_id":"funny-camping-camper-waffle-kitchen-towel","title":"Funny RV Camping Kitchen Towel | Retro Camper Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eCamp Life with a Sense of Humor!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring laughter to your campsite or kitchen with this Funny Camping Waffle Kitchen Towel featuring a vintage camper design and a humorous saying that's sure to get a chuckle from fellow campers. Whether you're decorating your RV, camper, cabin, or home kitchen, this towel adds the perfect blend of rustic charm and camping humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach towel is sold individually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? Please reach out!\u003cbr\u003e24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213245653300,"sku":"1181","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8276863027_cptc.jpg?v=1785006809"},{"product_id":"oregon-home-waffle-kitchen-towel","title":"Oregon Home Waffle Kitchen Towel – Pacific Northwest Pine Tree Decor","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBring a little piece of Oregon home into your kitchen! 🌲 This decorative white waffle towel features the outline of Oregon with\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e“HOME” surrounded by a beautiful evergreen forest design.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith its clean black-and-white style, it fits perfectly with farmhouse, rustic, cabin, woodland, and Pacific Northwest décor. It also makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who calls Oregon home—or simply loves the beauty of the Pacific Northwest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Checkout – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213247193396,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8228960426_b8xf.jpg?v=1785006818"},{"product_id":"funny-camper-waffle-towel-i-sleep-around-rv-decor","title":"Funny Camping Kitchen Towels | Retro Camper Waffle Dish Towels","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e🏕️ Bring Campfire Laughs Into Your Kitchen\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're relaxing at the campground, decorating your RV, or dreaming about your next adventure, these funny camping waffle kitchen towels are the perfect addition to your home or camper. Featuring three unique retro camper designs, this towel set adds personality, humor, and charm to any kitchen. Buy as a set or individually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe set includes:\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌲 \u003cstrong\u003eHappy Camper\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⛽ \u003cstrong\u003eShitter's Full Fuel Gauge\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌙 \u003cstrong\u003eI Sleep Around\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro Camper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"I Sleep Around","offer_id":49213261742388,"sku":"WT-3887","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Happy Camper","offer_id":49213261775156,"sku":"WT-1189","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shitter\u0026#39;s Full","offer_id":49213261807924,"sku":"WT-5419","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of all Three","offer_id":49213261840692,"sku":null,"price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8341778705_65lk.jpg?v=1785006840"},{"product_id":"canning-season-waffle-towel-farmhouse-kitchen-decor","title":"Canning Season Waffle Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e🍓 Celebrate canning season with a little humor and farmhouse charm!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're preserving fresh garden harvests or making homemade jams and jellies, this funny canning waffle towel collection is the perfect addition to your kitchen. Featuring whimsical mason jar designs and clever canning sayings, these towels make thoughtful gifts for gardeners, homesteaders, and anyone who loves home food preservation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable Designs:\u003cbr\u003e🍯 Canning Is My Jam\u003cbr\u003e🍓 Keep Calm and Wait for the Ping!\u003cbr\u003e🌸 Grab Your Balls... It's Canning Season!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e• Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• 16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? 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We Can Train You!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for campers, RV owners, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who loves spending weekends around the campfire. This decorative waffle towel adds rustic charm and humor to any camping kitchen while being practical enough for everyday use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e\n• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e\n•  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e\n• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49213283172660,"sku":"WT-3015","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/il_fullxfull.8293946844_65jr.jpg?v=1785006870"},{"product_id":"happy-halloween-gothic-raven-skull-waffle-kitchen-towel","title":"Happy Halloween Gothic Raven Skull Waffle Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAdd a Touch of Gothic Charm to Your Halloween Kitchen\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate spooky season in style with this Happy Halloween Gothic Raven Skull Waffle Kitchen Towel. Featuring an elegant raven perched above a vintage skull, a glowing purple candle, and botanical accents, this decorative towel blends gothic beauty with Halloween spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for displaying on your oven handle, coffee bar, or tiered tray, this towel adds a sophisticated seasonal touch while making a thoughtful gift for Halloween lovers, gothic décor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys fall decorating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 HOW TO ORDER.\u003cbr\u003e•  Add the towel to your cart. \u003cbr\u003e• Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e•  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e•  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e•  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e•  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e•  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• It is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for your purchase 💗\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49231468560692,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/1.png?v=1785712752"},{"product_id":"funny-retro-sarcastic-kitchen-towels","title":"Funny Kitchen Towels | Retro Sarcastic Dish Towels | Humorous Kitchen Decor \u0026 Gifts","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBring personality to your kitchen with this hilarious, retro-inspired waffle-weave kitchen towel! Featuring vintage pin-up-style artwork and witty sayings, these decorative towels blend humor with farmhouse charm. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for a unique gift, these towels are sure to get laughs every time they’re displayed.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach towel is sold individually, allowing you to choose your favorite funny design or collect all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•  Add a towel to your cart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•  If applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Check out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Microfiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Designs are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Care Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Machine washable with cold\/warm water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  Tumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e •  It is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Your order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e SHIPPING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e SUPPORT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Have a question? Please reach out!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 24\/7 Support: Message us with any questions; we’re happy to help!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mollie N Me","offers":[{"title":"Me or The House","offer_id":49234092228916,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Shitty Housewife","offer_id":49234092261684,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chloroform","offer_id":49234092294452,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All Three","offer_id":49234092327220,"sku":null,"price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/5424\/9012\/files\/6_913edecf-3e77-4607-af55-5e623bebf177.png?v=1785882485"},{"product_id":"funny-bulldog-sarcastic-kitchen-towel","title":"Funny Bulldog Waffle Towel – Sarcastic Dog Kitchen Towel, Pet Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAdd some attitude and humor to your kitchen with this funny bulldog waffle towel! Featuring a grumpy bulldog, coffee mug, and the hilarious saying “If I Was a Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On,” this towel is perfect for anyone who loves dogs, coffee, sarcasm, and a good laugh.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA fun addition to your kitchen, coffee bar, or home décor—and an unforgettable gift for the dog lover who has a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛍️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e HOW TO ORDER\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAdd towel to your cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eIf applicable, provide personalization at checkout.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCheck out – we handle the rest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Waffle Towel Features\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e16 x 24 in with hemmed edges\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMicrofiber: 80\/20 Blend (80% Polyester 20% Polyamide) + Thick 360 GSM\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigns are printed directly onto the fabric with dye-sublimation ink.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e👉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine washable with cold\/warm water\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTumble Dry Low (do not bleach).\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt is also recommended not to use fabric softener, as it may block absorbency in any towel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e ORDER \u0026amp; PRODUCTION\u003cbr\u003eYour order enters processing quickly; we can’t guarantee changes after purchase.\u003cbr\u003eIf you notice an issue, message us immediately; we will do our best if your item hasn’t been processed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003eWe ship on time; you will receive tracking information once your item is shipped. Please allow 24 hours for tracking to update.  Buyers are responsible for correct shipping information. Reshipment fees apply for incorrect\/incomplete addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns or exchanges. \u003cbr\u003e• If we made a mistake, we will 100% correct our error\u003cbr\u003e• Contact us within 3 days with a photo, and we’ll fix it immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e 💬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e SUPPORT\u003cbr\u003eHave a question? 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